Terms and Conditions

Terms & Conditions: The Un-boring Edition 🌟📝

Hey there, fabulous human! Thrilled you're considering diving deep into our spellbinding classes and magical travel quests. Now, before we embark, let’s clear some mist with our crystal ball of rules:

Dress to Impress (and Protect) 👖👟

This isn't about being runway-ready. It's about safety! Don long pants, sneakers, and long-sleeved shirts. Remember: without this ensemble, the magic door stays shut.

Cancellation: Go ghost on us a week before class? Full refund! Vanish 3 days before? You'll earn a half-refund as credit for future classes. Less than 3 days or no-shows? Sorry, but no gold coins back. Though, latecomers might score a 50% credit for future sessions. Remember: Concocting magic needs prep and potions!

Safety First, Always 🥽🧤

You pledge to our safety rituals. If you wander off the magical path and something goes awry, it's on you. By enrolling, you’re waiving off any magical duels (read: lawsuits) against us.

Your Secrets Are Safe 🏰🔒

Concerned about your treasure details? Worry not! All trades are sealed with PayPal magic. Your treasure chest key (credit card number) remains hidden from our sight.

Your Mind, Our Magic 🤓📚

Embrace our mystical techniques, but our elixir recipes? Those are personal treasures. Think of them as secret spells guarded by mystical creatures. No poaching!

Rolling with Magic's Whims 🎢🔄

Mystical forces change! We reserve the right to tweak our spells (services) and gold requirements (pricing). But fear not, you’ll always be alerted via owl post (emails).

Pigeon or Owl Post? 📞👻

Queries, praises, or looking to share a chuckle? Whisper to us at [email protected].

Forces Beyond Our Magic 🌪️👽

Dragon raids, portal malfunctions, elven strikes—some mysteries are beyond even our magic. In such twists, none of us owe any magical debt.

No Dueling Grounds, Please 🏛️🙅‍♀️

Bitter potions lead to disputes? You bear the costs. Trust us; magical courts are as enjoyable as dancing with trolls.

By trading your gold for our services, you’re giving a nod to these terms. Ready? Let the magical journey begin!